operation harelip BJ is a go
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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