Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
4 words: hood of his car
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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