How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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