They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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