Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
