I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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