Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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