Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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