He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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