Welp...herpes.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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