are you still at the devil's house?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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