Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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