? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Randomize
