I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
