Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
