He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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