Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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