so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Your cock deserves a montage
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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