Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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