I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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