so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I have fence marks all over my body
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
