sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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