I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
