she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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