this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I look better un-naked...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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