everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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