Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
How's work?
Spinning.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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