But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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