is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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