I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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