yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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