I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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