I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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