just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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