I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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