i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
