I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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