if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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