yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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