have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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