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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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