what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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