Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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