is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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