I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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