do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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