he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
