Pappa wants mamma naked
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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