So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You don't make any sense
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