Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i out mim tonsoeep
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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