Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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