do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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